Someone Tell Carlos Garbiras that The Matrix is Real!

And that he should eat more carbs too.

Controlled Impact Demonstration instrumented test dummies installed in plane. Original from NASA.

Despite the important topic of this story’s subtitle, we won’t discuss Carlos’ poor diet choices (you should know he believes in the “paleo” conspiracy diet). We will instead do something that was well overdue: debate with him. Or, I suppose, with his past words.