Sir P.C.,

I am sure the HR department has received your complaint and it is ready to help you through the problem.

From my side, I must say, I am sadden that my use--or one could say, abuse--of filthy art has left you aghast. I may reassure you sir, I will continue to write such filth, but with your complaint in mind.

Yours,

Sir+Madam Filth, the Avocado.